Just as planned.
(via awyeahavatar)
Source: cuddlypoops
Why is this the derpiest cat ever?
Ugh
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Now I’m just embarrassing myself
I love cheese
Oh John Stamos
Nom Dr. Watson
SCHMURRRR
(via rodays)
Source: demonicrosebush
You decide to go into the arts and then you end up miserable and poor while doing what you love or miserable and well-off while doing something you hate
Only one in a million make it, and even THEY are miserable so they shoot themselves or drink until they die
(via wiseandcynical)
Source: allmymetaphors
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
(via siriuslyseriousblack)
Source: metallikato
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(via wiseandcynical)
Source: aimmyarrowshigh